A Unique Sort Of - News & Notes
Bro. Ab Senter was buried last week. His family came to church for the first time in years for the funeral…Bro. and sister N. E. Glect visited friends on last Sunday morning…Bro. Never Study has complained that he just can’t understand the Bible…Bro. Mumbles read the scripture in the assembly last Lord’s day…Sister U. R. Wrong doesn’t’ come to class any more because she doesn’t agree with the teachers…Bro and sister C. U. Later refused again to bring something for the needy (or orphans)…Sisters Crit E. Sizer, Tongue Wagger and Tale Bearer spoke before the community club on, “What is wrong with the church of Christ”…Bros. Ned Nicotine and Smokey Haze created a fog in front of the church building last Sunday…Sister N. Dignant is mad at the elders because they insist that she should attend all the services regularly…The Cum Lately family is doing better; arrived only 15 minutes late last time!...Bro. I. O. Bills has a new car and cannot increase his contribution…Sister Cum C. Me is not speaking to the preacher because he hasn’t been able to see her in the last month and she visited him when he first came three years ago…Brother Big Wheel and C. D. Mistakes are planning to fire the elders or form a new congregation…Bro. I. Hurt and N. Disposed are confined to their homes on Sunday and Wednesday evenings. Other times they have no trouble getting out of course…Miss Prunella Tee Hee and her escort, Dilbert Haw Haw, drowned out the sermon in the back of the house Sunday evening…Sister I. M. Weak reports that the duck hunting was good last Sunday…Sister Ima Clam still won’t sing…Bro. Rod N. Reel had good luck last Sunday on the river…The Wee R. Peeved family moved their membership…Sister Ima Grouch can’t understand why more people are not being baptized…Say, have you met any of these people??
From Our Archives, 1969
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